Let us chat.
'Bout What?
Do you play with yourself?
I MOST certainly do.
I challenge myself to new heights each time. Sometimes I let my FFH help. Sometimes he prefers to watch. He says he enjoys my facial expressions
Bullshit I say .. 
he prefers my acrobatic poses.

Especially this one.

I just don't understand why he likes to see me sweat. Yes, I work myself up to a heated frenzy, a sweat. Hey, it's OK to sweat, even the beautiful Cameron Diaz sweats. OK ,perspires.

If you play with yourself and don't reach this pinnacle, you are doing it wrong. Maybe you are not stroking as hard or gentle as you should, Maybe you're not keeping your eye on that little 'ball',

slippery little sucker. Practice. Yes, practice makes perfect. And you'll get a good workout while doing it. You can even rent movies on how to do it correctly, and how to reach your own triumph. The more I do it, the more I like it. My FFH likes the benefits of it also.

He learns quite a bit, and sometimes gets himself all worked up too.

And, yes, I like to watch him when he plays with himself also. Of course, however, I am so much better at it than he is. I don't know bout you, but every time I play RACQUETBALL, I learn something new.

.. I play racquetball WITH myself all the time.
Oh Good grief, holy crap, big ass balls, did you all think I meant something else??? Why, Of course you did..you slobs.. and I bet you were saying to yourself I could never admit I play with myself. Again, I say bullshit. 
Anyhow, this type of talk brings me to my decision regarding my blog. I have decided to swing both ways.. I always wanted to be a swinger, wink wink..

I'm going to be a light switch. At times I'll turn myself on and sometimes I'll turn the racy off.

With that said I want to thank each of you who gave me your honest opinion. I would hope that you'll continue to read my blog and comment anyway, either way, I love. love. love. your comments and that's all folks. Happy or no? Giveaway winner announced at the end of this post.
The cookie I am about to post about has become the NEWEST favorite of the firemen at my FFHs firehouse. They LOVED this one according to FFH. And if I must say so myself it is a pretty tasty morsel.
The Snickers Cookies. Begin by buying miniature snickers. 
Unwrap the little suckers. Set aside. Now beat together your butter, peanut butter, white and brown sugars till light and fluffy

Slowly add eggs and vanilla till combined

Now mix in your flour, salt, and baking soda. Cover and chill your dough for a few hours..

Remove from fridge and unwrap dough, DUH! Divide dough into tablespoon size pieces, and flatten them. Place a snickers into the center of each

like so.

Form a ball around the snickers mini, like these.

I then placed back in fridge for 20 minutes. I do that with all my cookies, just like I say I give good head to all men..kidding. Bake these babies at 325 for 10-12 minutes and they'll come out looking like these.

Remove to baking rack after a few minutes.

Let cool completely. Melt some Hershey's milk chocolate in the microwave and drizzle over each of the cookies.

Zig Zag style.

Come on baby light my fire.

Join for me spiked tea and snickers cookie or two?
These are terrific.

Look at the caramel, chocolate, nutty center. Oh Yes

They are lovely

OK, onto my giveaway winner.

The random integer number thingie picked
Here are your random numbers:98
Timestamp: 2009-07-06 13:05:09 UTC
which is
Mary,at My New 30. Mary, please contact me with your name and address asap.
Congratulations.. enjoy!! Thank you once again Old Bay for being so generous!
I'm glad you decided what to do with your blog. I would have continued to follow either way, but I can't imagine you would have been happy to stick with recipes only.
ReplyDeleteThe cookies look divine!
Congrats to Mary on winning the Old Bay give away!
Holy crap! cookies & snickers? that's decadent!
ReplyDeleteOh my look at these gorgeous cookies, delicious!
ReplyDeleteThese cookies look perfect! I kind of wish I had all the ingredients in the house because I would probably make them right now! :)
ReplyDeletecongrats to the winner those cookies are awesome what a greta idea to put the snickers inside love it
ReplyDeleteDonna, your cookies look delicious. As to the rest...we we're here then, we're here now. Whichever way you go you are good company.
ReplyDeleteGood Morning!
ReplyDeleteGreat recipe! Yum!
I have a little award waiting for you over at my blog :)
Wow, those cookies sound great! and congrats to Mary!!
ReplyDeleteDonna, donna: what decision about your blog? I looked through past posts and am not sure what you are talking about. I am going to be making some changes to mine and just got back from the photo shoot--i am going to combine my family blog all onto savor and add some other features-so excited!
ReplyDeleteGreat cookies, Donna. As for your blog, I would follow it either way. But I most definitely like the "racy" you better.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness...you are crazy! Always give me a good laugh when I need one :) These cookies look perfect...snickers are one of my favorite chocolates.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I made your top heavy crumb cake this weekend at it was a HUGE hit! Awesome recipe! Do you mind if I post your recipe and my pictures and I will link it back to your blog for the recipe? This will definitely start being a regular!
Congrats, Mary! These cookies are something that I think men would adore! Love the chocolate on top :)
ReplyDeleteScrumptious cookies! And a fun read!
ReplyDeleteGreat cookies! My best friend makes a cookie similar to that. Honestly though...anything with snickers in it has to be great!!!
ReplyDeleteThose cookies look tremendously delicious!
ReplyDeleteWow! These are definitely masculine cookies...nuts and all! I knew you'd stay with your format. It's what you enjoy, and you can say or do anything you like.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, love the cookies. (Psssssssst, turn on your Key Ingredient recipe card to PUBLIC).
xoxo
oh my. I am cravings snickers so bad right now!
ReplyDeleteThese cookies look downright dangerous! :0)
ReplyDeleteMan oh man those look good, they are next up on my list of cookies to make! I am glad you are going to continue to do what makes you happy on your blog, that is what it is all about.
ReplyDeleteI REALLLYYY want these. I'm willing to ignore my chocolate allergy for them.
ReplyDeleteSweet wounded wuffles. Gimme gimme gimme.
ReplyDeleteglad to have the sexually charged donna back! you crack me up. and those cookies look so tasty!!!
ReplyDeleteWe feel like cookie monster looking at those cookies! Can't resist candy cookies at all.
ReplyDeleteThese cookies look fantastic! I will be making these very soon!
ReplyDeleteI love that shot of the gooey snickers bar in the cookie.
ReplyDeleteI want to know how you had what looks like Valentine's Snickers still just sitting around your household, especially after moving? ;)
ReplyDeleteYum to the cookies. Great idea to your bloggy woes--surprise us and we'll keep reading either way! ;)
I made a version of these back around Christmastime and they were fabulous! Yours are so gorgeous with the chocolate drizzled on top.
ReplyDeleteI am a big fan of the Snicker's Cookie and you just made me crave them again--yum!
ReplyDeleteSnickers are my and Matt's FAVORITE!! I tried to make him a snickers cake this weekend and it almost worked :) I'll have to make it up to him with these!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yum! :-)
ReplyDeleteSNICKERS ARE MY FAVORITE CANDY BAR SO THESE LOOK LIKE A TREASURE TO ME!
ReplyDeleteThose look soo good!
ReplyDeleteYou would laugh.. or be proud... I got myself in trouble at a party on the weekend when a friend/acquaintance confided to me that her and her disabled husband had not been intimate in 3 years. I gave her the same advice you give. The husband was not impressed with me!
Oh well, I can't help all of the people all of the time..
YAY to the racy Donna... I just love it! The cookies too... I am seriously starving now after reading about them... why can't I be your neighbor?
ReplyDeleteYum! What could be better than yummy cookieness wrapped around my favorite candy bar? Maybe racquetball but I'm not sure ;)
ReplyDeleteHahah you're hilarious. And these cookies look so freakin good! Yummmm!
ReplyDeleteThese are just sinful little treats! I love them! These are my new favorite too.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of change are you making? Love your blog and everything you are taking about.
ReplyDeleteGreat cookies, I have to make them.
ooooh those cookies look amazing! I have an Emeril recipe for a hollowed out apple with snickers in the middle that's then grilled....I'm dying to try it.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad you've decided to swing both ways, actually. Gives you lots of options, and opportunities.
ReplyDeleteThe cookies look great, as usual. You do make the best cookies, you know!
Oh yummy! I love the shot when you get to see all the snickery goodness, mmmm! Your blog cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Mary!!
ReplyDeleteI think my hubby will like those cookies.Snickers are his total favorite!
Glad that you are keeping your blog the way that you want it. I think it's hilarious and look forward to reading it! The snickers cookies look like real treat. I know I am going to have to try them!
ReplyDeleteThese cookies look amazing, I love the gooy centers!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous cookies...
ReplyDeleteYou are something else! :)
ReplyDeleteThe cookies look great drizzled with chocolate. Nice touch! This one is bookmarked!
What a great cookie!
ReplyDeleteI am glad you decided to swing both ways, I would have missed your humor! Your blog is as much entertainment as it is good recipes!! The Snickers cookies look awesome! This would be the perfect cookie to take to work, everyone loves Snickers!
ReplyDeleteThe cookies look fabulous, I bet they'd be great with mini milky ways too!
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love Snickers? Chocolate and peanut better--that's my thing. I can't wait to give these babies a try.
ReplyDeleteWhich ever way you lean, I'll be there. ;-)
ReplyDeletebtw...snickers is my fav chocolate bar!!!! Saving this recipe for later. Though, I'm afraid I'd eat the chocolate before I get to make 'em.
hahah.a...anyone who feels depressed should come to read your blog.....many people are able to use sexual innuendo, but not all of them can use them with humor!
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Holy cow!! The cookie center looks so yummy!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHi Donna - You are one of the winners of a Wives with Knives apron. Congrats! If you send me your email address I'll get it into the mail right away.
ReplyDeletecookies looks delicious. Nice post
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I'm so glad Pervy Donna isn't going away forever! I would definitely miss her :o)
ReplyDeleteThose cookies look absolutely AMAZING!!!!
snickers are my absolutely favorite candy bar!!! I think I could eat a few of those after a couple of rounds of "racquetball"
ReplyDeletewow this is wat is called the real temptation, gorgeous cookies Donna and lol now i know that even celebrities sweat:)))!
ReplyDeleteIf it has anything to do with a Snickers bar, count me in! The dark chocolate ones are killer....
ReplyDeleteShe's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! :)
ReplyDeleteHope you had a wonderful 4th of July!
Those cookies look great! Love that last one where you can see all that lovely gooeyness!
~ingrid
The snicker cookies look to die for,...whata great idea! Yummie all the way!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea! I whole little Snickers in the middle. YUM!
ReplyDeleteNow THIS is a great idea! I need to make these soon!
ReplyDeleteThese cookies look great! I am sure they were very much appreciated! :)
ReplyDeleteYUM! Those look so good!!!
ReplyDeleteNow those are some incredible cookies!! I love the tasty surprise inside - yum!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely fantastic...such a yummie treat! Great pictures :-)
ReplyDeleteI could eat about 10 of these RIGHT NOW! I meant to email you but we'll see if this works. Sometimes I get "fatal error" when I am commenting and it closes your blog out. The link I mean. We'll see if this works.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you made a decision and I look forward to your posts!
Those cookies look fantabulous.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to find you being a little saucy...I missed it.
;) amy
Loving these cookies, great idea with all the Halloween candy that is leftover! Don't think I can wait that long so I'll just have to go buy some candy now!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the winner!!
on or off..I am still reading!
ReplyDeleteSigh....edited Donna...doesn't seem right. It is like Mac without the cheese. But at least you will serve it up sometimes...right???
ReplyDeleteOh, come to Mama, baby. Crawl right up here to my lips and ........Oh, sorry. Those look great Donna. I think I must try some soon :)
ReplyDeleteThe cookies definitely look so heavenly!!! Seriously, I wish I could have a bag of it! :D
ReplyDeleteGorgeous cokies, gorgueos Donna - love it all and you always m,aske me hungry.
ReplyDeleteWOW those cookies look amazing! ::DROOL::
ReplyDeleteAWESOME. what a great way to put those little bites of heaven to use.
ReplyDeleteand as someone who suffers from sweat spots, i empathize with ms diaz. :)
Very funny post and those cookies look amazing. Great recipe. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteWow those look fantastic Donna! My family would devour them for sure. Congrats to Mary!
ReplyDeleteThose cookies look incredible. i know some chocolate lovers who would adore these cookies. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of the inside of the cookie totally did it for me - looks delicious!
ReplyDeleteGirl, thanks for that much needed laugh! Hilarious! As for the cookies, my mom has made these on occasion and they are spectacular! I'm afraid to make them myself because I'm not sure I'd be able to share.
ReplyDeleteI love the surprise inside!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh the cookies look darn good!!
ReplyDeletewhat a lovely treat!! they look wonderful :)
ReplyDeleteI am so happy about your decision, this blog just wouldn't feel the same without a little raucousness! I think what I love best about these cookies is that an unsuspecting individual would take a bite, having no idea what was inside. And then be hit with caramel/chocolate HEAVEN.
ReplyDeleteyummmmmmmmm!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI really did put that song in your head, didn't I? :-D
ReplyDeleteI'd rather eat these cookies than eat my squash though.
Can you play squash by yourself too?
I could see having a lot of fun with these cookies. Snickers could be replaced with all manner of candy. Imagine how many surprises you can get out of a batch.
heeeeeeey, what a really good blog! congratulations, it's great.
ReplyDeleteI could really go for one of those cookies. Snickers is my fave candy of all time -- we go way back together.
ReplyDeleteThis cookies look great! I love the snickers piece inside the cookie: so original!
ReplyDeleteThese cookies looks so heavenly.....do you know what you're doing to me??? Crap!! I'm gonna have to make these too! I need to forget about losing weight....I'll just be happy if I don't gain anymore : ) These look so delicious!! I'll be trying them soon. I made the oreo cake and posted it on my blog. It was to die for and such a beautiful presentation. Thanks for the recipe!!
ReplyDeleteMy husband loves Snickers. His favorite- so I am thinking he would love this cookie.
ReplyDeleteI come to your site to be shocked I think. Ha ha. I like the racy on off thing. Too much is too much. too little and you would not be being Donna.
Whatever you decide though, its your blog!
I for sure will come for the food ideas and to be shocked once in a while.
Donna, you mad lady, you! you come up with the most delightfully, disgustingly INCREDIBLE banter and cookies! I just LOVE you to death!
ReplyDeleteHello Donna, nice to meet you! Thank you for stopping by my new blogsite. Wow, those cookies so sooo delightful.
ReplyDeleteoh those are such creative cookies!
ReplyDeleteOh wow, you really went all out with some seriously divine cookies. These would have to be taken away from me and it would get ugly!
ReplyDeleteI totally knew you were talking about raquetball ;). I am loving these cookies - especially the gooey center.
ReplyDeleteYay, Mary!
ReplyDeleteGreat decision with your blog. Cookies look great, too. :-)
Oh man, these look amazing...looks at that ooey gooey center...drooooooool! Guess we know what your decision is, LOL! :D
ReplyDeleteDonna thanks so much for making me chuckle through this post - I'm so pleased you made a great decision with your blog!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Mary!!
Those cookies look amazing and totally rock!!
I hope you washed your hands, you dirty birdie. :-) Cookies look super duper.
ReplyDeleteAnother super delicious gooey cookie I just love coming here again and again, I apologise if I don't always leave a comment, I do try but some times I rushed of my feet and just have time to look and move on...but I do get so much inspiration here, I get inspired more visually ...can't explain.. luv ya :) xx
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that someone made snickerdoodles and was disappointed because there were no actual Snickers in them and she baked them (duh!) But I'm sure she'd like these cookies!
ReplyDeleteA swinger, huh?
By now, everyone must have convinced you that these cookies are the bomb. Do people say that anymore?
ReplyDeleteI am only going to say,'Ditto" to the wonderful comments about this cookie and the blog.
Donna, years past I have made cookies like these, but I like how you've drizzled a bit of chocolate ontop the cookie. I think it makes the cookies look even more irresistable. It also makes me want to bake a batch of these delectable treats. Donna, thanx for reminding me what great cookies these are, and for posting this recipe.
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